The Futility of Sending Personal Messages to Mark

[MarkAnderson]

For whatever reason, I pretty much NEVER check my Personal Messages on this forum.  I apologize to the many people I've inadvertently ignored.   For future reference, if you would like to reach me, here are the most effective methods of contacting me, in order:

1. Gmail message 

2. Post on RCTM Forum

3. Cell Phone

4. Facebook Message

5. First Class Mail

6. Western Union Telegram

7. Carrier Pigeon

8. Pony Express

9. Smoke Signals

10. Morse Code

11. Airplane Message Banner

12. Times Square News Ticker

13. Craigslist Ad

14. Tie a note to a helium balloon

15. Message in a Bottle (recommend depositing the bottle in the Pacific Ocean for quickest results)

16. Send a Private Message through the RCTM Forum

If 1-15 don't work for you, it would be a good idea to post on the Forum somewhere that you sent me a PM so that I know to check my messages.

[jessebruni]

I appreciate that carrier pigeon's are so high on this list.

[rob]

Aug 20, 2015 12:46:51 GMT -7 MarkAnderson said:

7. Carrier Pigeon

9. Smoke Signals

11. Airplane Message Banner

14. Tie a note to a helium balloon

15. Message in a Bottle (recommend depositing the bottle in the Pacific Ocean for quickest results)

I've sent you a message via the 5 most reliable methods from the list... they're on there way from South Wales so be ready. I've noted that the message is "for Mark", just incase anyone else finds it.

[Charlie S]

Ha, and there I thought it was basically:
"The Futility of Sending," Personal Messages to Mark

Punctuation saves lives!
Let's eat Grandma
vs.
Let's eat, Grandma